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Dana hatched!!!
I am so excited to announce the birth of my sister, Dana! Her egg started oozing yesterday around 2 pm. Dad had to rush home from work to make sure she hugged his face. He just made it! She was on...
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Post partum depression and terminator surgery
Every time a baby hatches, Mom cannot stop crying! It’s like clockwork. And she doesn’t want to see Dana. So that means we have to pick up the slack. Feed her, bathe her. Thank God Dad took off a week...
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Cute little chestburster!
Dana woke up a full size alien today. Really weird that she doesn’t look like an infant anymore. Even though alien bodies grow quickly, our brains still take years to develop. So she still acts like a...
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The Simpsons, the Muppets and Hello Kitty spoof aliens!
I don’t know why humans are terrified by our births. I mean, human births are pretty messy too, right?? The Simpsons’ chestburster spoof The Muppets’ chestburster spoof Facehugger on Hello...
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Do we really need another facehugger?
I cannot believe it. Mom is pregnant AGAIN!! Baby number 8! I mean, Dana hatched only two months ago! I knew Mom was pregnant in early June, and I even wrote about it in my June 11th post, “Is Mom...
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I’m BACK!!
I know what you’ve been thinking–where is that darn Ripley? Well, I was sick for a few days. I had some weird skin rash which can be dangerous for aliens. Mine spread into the back of my head and...
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Mom’s about to burst!!
She is SO big, and you can practically see the egg in her stomach. I bet she’s going to lay it very soon. Dad’s been fixing up the nursery for about a week. I think that’s his way to deal, just...
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Life and death
I can’t believe it’s been so long since I’ve written anything. It’s been a tough and weird couple of weeks. We came back from the beach last Friday because Mom thought she would lay the egg soon. When...
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My new brother hatched
Mike took his sweet time to finally emerge! We were getting pretty worried, especially Dad. He kept checking on the egg’s heartbeat and blood pressure. Dad was afraid he was cramped, but Mike said he...
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Holiday gift ideas with an alien twist
Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa are around the corner, and you know what that means?? SHOPPING! My favorite pastime! In the following weeks, I’ll share some great gift ideas based on aliens and...
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